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Random Province DrabblesGet AwayRandom Province Drabbles by ~LizardPie
He couldn't exactly get angry, he reminded himself as he loaded the gear into his canoe. He hadn't told anybody that he wanted anything, after all, and it wasn't as if they wouldn't be used to him being quiet in meetings.
Not that it wasn't on them, too. They were family after all, and even if they were selfish fucks they could have at least looked at a calendar. His Dad would have chided him, though, for expecting anything that he hadn't gone out of his way to make happen. He really should have told them straight, considering it was so important.
The only way he could think to take the lead made things artificial. He'd rathe

Random State DrabblesPotluckRandom State Drabbles by ~LizardPie
The fork jabbed, more roughly than intended, into the steak, and with a few quick saws a good-sized chunk had been removed. The blood had begun to pool out of the meat by the time Lloyd had brought it to his mouth and begun to chew.
Oliver winced and returned to his salad.
The two of them didn't mind working with one another, on a professional level. Lloyd was an expert on logistics, which made the life of a manufacturer infinitely easier, and together their projects were done in a timely manner.
Beyond that, there was so little common ground that they often found themselves disgusted with the other. And that was a non-issue, f

Baby AU: SnipIt'd taken a 'business lunch' at one of New York's finest fusion restaurants to finally drag out of Alex what had so clearly been bothering him all morning. Even then, he'd needed to toy about with his soup for a long while before he'd speak.Baby AU: Snip by ~LizardPie
"Jane's pregnant again," Alex grumbled around spoonfuls. "We'd hoped she'd missed because she was so stressed over her current project, but no such luck."
Oliver gave him a sympathetic smile. "So then this is the last one?"
"The absolute last one," Alex said, forcefully. "I know we said that with Irena, but " He sighed and slumped a bit. "She wants me to be positive about it."
"So you

Souped Up"Alfred!"Souped Up by ~LizardPie
Matthew hated the fact that he'd become accustomed to answering when he heard his brother's name. "Arthur my name isn't " He stopped short with a yelp when his ear was grabbed roughly.
"I told you that you aren't allowed outside of Olympic Village for the rest of the night!"
He sneered when Matthew struggled against the hold. "You can be out with normal people when you learn to act like a normal person, and not a minute before!" Arthur led Matthew like a child, and unceremoniously dumped him back behind the gate. "Stay there this time!"
Matthew grumbled as the gate was locked behind him, and headed back to the Can